Important Safety Information

We have heard again from our dear friend Phil Stevenson who never quits his bitching points out some terribly important safety concerns:

"My research was recently disrupted by a rather unfortunate accident. This has had the effect of disrupting my correspondence with your blog, but has also given me an important new life mission: to educate fellow enthusiasts about the potential hazards of jogging with knives. Would you kindly share with your readers some advice on how this activity could be enjoyed more safely?
- Phil Stevenson"

Yes, Phil, of course.


Here is some Important information


(dick)

Oh No!

OMG WTF!!!!!!11

Someone get this robot a knife, please!

Enough robot abuse!



They've actually built a pushing robot, to try to tumble this poor chap. He's only learning to walk, man!

We are working with several groups to try to get this robot a knife, so he can run away from bully robots like these. Godspeed, gentle metal friend! GODSPEED!

Hawt Rawks: Ralph

It has been brought to Ralph's attention that he is hot and like all beautiful people are contractually obligated wont to do, he's putting out an album!!


We here at knifejog, are old friends, so we got to sit in on a studio session.


Here's a little taste

Frank Poole

So, while I was trying to find a video of Frank Poole jogging in space, I came across this. It'll do, for now.

I sleep too little.

So, thanks to a philosophical commenter, I was introduced to the concept of naked turtles.


Now I can dig some kinky stuff, but that's not my bag, baby. But I did a little research (seriously, not much at all) and found that the DO exist, albeit only in pub form.


I propose a hypothetical re-fable-ing:


Imagine the "tortise and the hare" but with nudity


and knives.

WOOHOO FREESTYLE POST

WOOOOOO FrEeStYlE post......()()()()()(#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&#&÷÷÷÷÷÷÷¿¿¿¿¿¿¿WHAT? WHAT? Blargofone.

Jogging...Illegal???

Our colleague and dear friend Phil Stevenson writes in:

"What if jogging were illegal? This has been the subject of my latest research, and I would love your professional input. Thanks!" -Phil Stevenson

Listen Phil, STFU. Seriously. You are doing this < < < < < < when you should be doing this -.

We all live in boxes.

Ralph has a nice deep voice.


Ralph lives in my computer. (a box)


Ralph entertains us here at knife jog, by reading our emails, and occasionally rap lyrics. So we try to keep Ralph entertained by inserting him in any number of hypothetical situations.



Today, Ralph is adding a slimming vibration machine into his nightly bedtime ritual.

Let's listen in.