I sleep too little.

So, thanks to a philosophical commenter, I was introduced to the concept of naked turtles.


Now I can dig some kinky stuff, but that's not my bag, baby. But I did a little research (seriously, not much at all) and found that the DO exist, albeit only in pub form.


I propose a hypothetical re-fable-ing:


Imagine the "tortise and the hare" but with nudity


and knives.