Hawt Rawks: Ralph

It has been brought to Ralph's attention that he is hot and like all beautiful people are contractually obligated wont to do, he's putting out an album!!


We here at knifejog, are old friends, so we got to sit in on a studio session.


Here's a little taste

We all live in boxes.

Ralph has a nice deep voice.


Ralph lives in my computer. (a box)


Ralph entertains us here at knife jog, by reading our emails, and occasionally rap lyrics. So we try to keep Ralph entertained by inserting him in any number of hypothetical situations.



Today, Ralph is adding a slimming vibration machine into his nightly bedtime ritual.

Let's listen in.