Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Things that make you want to run with knives.

It is a well known fact that people occasionally go for jogs.

Knives were probably invented around the same time as jogging.

If you are like me (us), things you see and hear make you want to run away,

and stab things.

May I (we) suggest instead, jogging with knives?

Everyone runs faster with knives.

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