Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Love is.....

Pepperspray and diapers.

To summarize, a lady astronaut (I'm not naming names) had a thing for another astronaut. When she found out about another lady in the picture she drove some 800-900 miles, wearing a diaper so she wouldn't have to stop, to confront her.

(If she had jogged, that wouldn't have been necessary, joggers can pee anywhere)

She then (oops I almost forgot) allegedly followed the woman to a parking lot, wearing a wig and a trenchcoat and weilding a BB gun and some pepperspray. The other woman was suspicious and hid in her car, but was tricked into lowering the window at which point she got a facefull of badness.

I'm not all that into crazy, but if a girl maced someone for me, I'd be smitten.

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