Psychic Slater

So obvs. Screech had super powers, but is Slater psychic?


He's been seen dancing with stars and Stephen Hawking told me that the light we see from stars was emitted millions and millions of years ago. So looking at distant stars is like seeing backwards in time, so dancing with stars has gotta be kind of like being psychic..... um. Maybe that's a stretch.


We should probably just ask him.

Saved by the Bell

Misreading my colleague's last post, I thought for a moment that Slater was psychic.

I sincerely apologize.